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Mounjaro Update: Week 32

Posted on January 13, 2025 Written by The Nittany Turkey 1 Comment

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

Happy Monday. Having watched my Nittany Lions and Steelers go down in flames, and having observed my Pens exhibiting mediocrity, I can concentrate on my lifestyle adjustments for Type 2 diabetes.

Welcome to my weekly update. If you have been reading this column from time to time, you’ll know that I have been injecting GLP-1 RA drug Mounjaro weekly since last June as an adjunct to cleaning up my diet and diligently pursuing an exercise program. You also know that at age seventy-eight I suffer from a variety of chronic conditions and I am about thirty pounds overweight, as the weight charts go.

Today, I’ll give you the latest on my current mishegoss, a urinary tract infection (UTI). I’ll conclude with my weekly update, telling you how effectively Mounjaro is currently working to treat my Type 2 diabetes.

Who wants a UTI?

Recently, I’ve been dealing with a UTI. I’m now on my second round of antibiotics. The first, failed drug was a seven-day course of nitrofurantoin (Macrobid). With test strips still showing significant infection after the week was up, Dr. DeLorean (not his real name) ordered a culture, while also prescribing ciprofloxacin (Cipro). It turns out that Cipro was a good choice. On Friday, the lab reported results of the culture, revealing the culprit pathogen as Serratia marcescens, which is resistant to Macrobid, but susceptible to Cipro.

S. marcescens is a cool bacterium. It is a ubiquitous strain you will find in your bathroom and other damp places in your environment, including the soil. If you have ever seen a pink film or plaque on fixtures or tile grout in the bathroom, it is likely S. marcescens. This little critter has some fascinating history, as you’ll find by reading the Wikipedia article about it. Colorful history notwithstanding, you do not want this bug multiplying in your bladder, let me tellya!

Shotgun! Shoot ‘im fo’ he run, now!

Dr. DeLorean’s logic — eradicate the most likely pathogen quickly, then execute Plan B if that fails — is a “shotgun” blast approach. E. coli accounts for 90% of UTIs, and although resistance is increasing, E. coli is susceptible to Macrobid. I suppose the numbers say it was worth a shot, especially because a culture requires four or five days to watch the little pink monsters grow. Macrobid proved to be ineffective, so the next antibiotic was Cipro. I dropped off a sample at the doc’s office just before my first dose so they could do the culture I mentioned in the opening paragraph of this section.

My symptoms and my test strips are much better seven days into the course of Cipro, which is to run for a total of ten days. I’ll keep an eye on the test strips because S. marcescens is resistant to many antibiotics and it could have figured out how to evade the effect of Cipro. I have no fever, so my hope is that this is an uncomplicated infection that will go away soon, and I have largely resumed my exercise program and streamlined diet.

My Week on Mounjaro

I wanted to write more this week, but events conspired to limit my writing time. Therefore, this will be another short update before I go see the dentist for a cleaning. If it’s not one thing, it’s another, already!

My overall average glucose measurement is unreliable, because my Stelo monitor is flaky this week, typically reading 20 mg/dL higher than the finger stick method. For what it’s worth, it tells me that my seven-day average glucose was 115 mg/dL (6.39 mmol/L), which probably means I’m right around 100 mg/dL (5.56 mmol/L). A more accurate measure is average morning fasting blood glucose at 96 mg/dL (6.00 mmol/L) per my finger stick glucometer, which tracks closely with professional lab tests.

I would hope to get my morning fasting glucose down to about 85 on the average. I don’t know whether that is doable, but my efforts to maintain a low-carb diet with adequate fiber while exercising six days per week in conjunction with Mounjaro remain directed at that goal.

My body weight, unlike my belly, was flat for the week, settling in on 187.6 lbs (85.3 kg) at my Monday morning weigh-in. It was up and down during the week due to the UTI, no doubt.

I’ll try to find some more interesting content next week, as my TMI UTI is bound to be boring many of you. I am following the court case involving a compounding pharmacy association’s battle with the FDA to keep tirzepatide on the shortage list, among other topics related to GLP-1 RAs. See you next week!

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Allar Blows It!

Posted on January 10, 2025 Written by The Nittany Turkey 4 Comments

Notre Dame 27, Penn State 24

You can’t pin this one on James Franklin for a change. It wasn’t he who lost the big one. Spotty play by quarterback Drew Allar cost Penn State the chance to advance to the still somewhat mythical national championship (SSMNC) game. He screwed up by missing an easy pitch and catch to Nick Singleton for a sure touchdown early in the game, then made up for it with ill-advised, off-balance throw resulting in an interception with the score tied at 24 and 33 seconds left. I know, I know. It is unfair to hang all that weight on a twenty-year-old kid, but it is what it is.

Good thing Allar decided to come back for another season, as this highly visible game would have dropped his NFL draft value considerably. Hello, Mr. Irrelevant!

Yep. Two crucial, unforced errors. WTF. That’s all it took to end the best season Penn State has experienced since 1994-1995. Thirty years! Will it be another thirty years before the Nittany Lions have a similar shot at glory? I sure as hell won’t be around to find out!

Ex post facto stats are bullshit, so I won’t recap the numbers here. You can find them anywhere if you have the stomach for it. I just want to take this opportunity to bitch about dumbass mistakes for a while. But let that not overshadow the tremendous job done by this team, and the thrills they’ve given us. A ray of hope for the future exists if the energy and commitment of the last two playoff games sets an example for future teams.

I’m disappointed, but nevertheless proud of the effort Penn State’s players put forth. I’ve already forgiven Allar for his mistakes because he deserves credit for getting these guys to the brink of greatness, if not over that proverbial final hump. Although he has rough spots, he remains among the best quarterbacks we’ve seen running the Penn State offense in the Twenty-first Century.

Nobody wanted another Penn State vs. Ohio State game, anyway. I could get a surprise, but I believe that tOSU will cruise to the SSMNC, manhandling Texas and blowing out the Irish. But that’s just me. Your mileage may vary.

I want to thank all of you readers for putting up with my sophomoric drivel for another season. Your comments have been enlightening, and although writing is therapeutic for me, I appreciate knowing that others derive enjoyment from my work. I wish you all a wonderful off-season. God willing, I’ll see you back here next year!

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Will We Polish Off the Golden Domers?

Posted on January 8, 2025 Written by The Nittany Turkey 5 Comments

Orange Bowl: #7 Notre Dame (13-1) vs. #6 Penn State (13-2)

Greetings, Turkey readers!

First, let me take this opportunity to wish you all a Happy New Year. Let us all hope for big and beautiful things in 2025. Will one of those things be Penn State making a deep penetration into the CFP, like to the still somewhat mythical national championship (SSMNC) game? That is what we’re here to determine (as if we make that determination). Without further adoo-doo, let us proceed to examine the intermediate task of dispatching the Fighting Irish.

By the way, why is such a disparagingly stereotypical nickname as the “Fighting Irish” permissible under woke NCAA rules? They made the “Fighting Illini” change to just “Illini” to avoid offending the Peoria nation by hanging the bellicose adjective on them, so why not the same for the “Fighting Irish”? My conjecture is that the Irish are proud of their barroom brawling reputation and thereby insist on keeping the moniker. From the folks who brought you bare-knuckle boxing champion John L. Sullivan and Daniel Day Lewis in “Gangs of New York”, into the fray…

What we have here is a match-up of two similar teams. Both have strong defenses. Both have key injuries. Both have serviceable, albeit not elite, quarterbacks. Both will have similar game plans. Therefore, it will come down to execution and coaching. (For Franklin-haters, that’s not a good thing).

PSU Offense vs. Notre Dame Defense

If Drew Allar thought he had pressure during the Boise State game, in the paraphrased words of Al Jolson, he ain’t seen nothin’ yet! Former Penn Stater Al Golden’s pass rush will test Allar and the offensive line with a potpourri of blitz packages. Since Allar’s receiving corps ain’t nothing special, with one notable exception being tight end Tyler Warren, Golden will concentrate on man defense and double-covering Warren. Shutting down the passing game will put the onus for moving the ball on Penn State’s two-headed running machine, Kaytron Allen and Nick Singleton.

Al Golden has the defensive front seven that can do so. However, keeping the pressure on Allar while accounting for Warren and the dynamic duo can test their mettle. Penn State’s success will hinge on Andy Kotelnicki’s play calling (and perhaps James Franklin’s meddling in same). If Andy continues to get cute and stray from known strengths of the team, the Nittany Lions will go down in flames.

Also, the Notre Dame defense is intent on forcing turnovers, which they do quite well. Penn State must play mistake-free to have a shot at winning this thing.

Notre Dame Offense vs. Penn State Defense

Many have said that Penn State’s is the best defense the Irish will have faced this season. That is giving Penn State lots more credit than it deserves, given the 37 points it allowed to Oregon, one of only two contenders it played during the year. A big part of the defense’s effectiveness will rest on the injured shoulder of Abdul Carter, a disruptive edge rusher who Tom Allen moves around to confuse offenses. Also an effective run-stopper, he exited the Boise State game early in the second quarter with an arm and shoulder injury. His status for the Orange Bowl is uncertain.

One of the weapons the PSU defense must stop is 1,000-yard running back Jeremiyah Love, who also was injured in his last outing, the Irish’s 23-10 win over Georgia in the Sugar Bowl. He left in the third quarter and did not return. Notre Dame offensive coordinator Mike Denbrock is planning to use Love in the Orange Bowl. Love has been practicing with a heavy knee brace. If he is compromised, Jadarian Price is his backup, and he is ready to go. He has proven to be an effective runner this year.

Another weapon is senior quarterback Riley Leonard. The Duke transfer’s running ability will require that the Nittany Lions keep a spy on him. Thus far, Leonard has 149 carries for 831 yards and 15 touchdowns. His longest run was fifty yards. Leonard also has a more talented receiving corps than is available to Allar (apart from Tyler Warren).

Keys to a Penn State Win

  • Stick with what got you here! (Allen, Singleton, Warren)
  • Protect the ball!
  • Shut down Notre Dame’s running game! (Both Love/Price AND Leonard).
  • Force Notre Dame into passing situations.

Da Wedda

Chilly, for Miami, means a high of 67 with an overnight low of 54. There is a possibility of thunderstorms from some unstable air and the wind will be moderate, 13 mph with gusts to 21. Decent football weather, in this Turkey’s humble opinion.

Da Bottom Line

Will this be the final Official Turkey Poop Prognostication of the 2024-2025 season? In my mind, this is a close one, and depending on the bullet factors I listed above, it could go either way. However, as I stated at the outset, we’re here to determine who will win, so let’s get down to business.

The odds-makers set the spread at Notre Dame – 1.5, and bettors have affirmed that number, which has not budged. Neither has the over/under of 44.5 which, combined with the spread, suggests a Notre Dame victory of 24-21. Unless someone screws up big time, this Turkey believes that the game will be low-scoring and keenly contested. However, I lack confidence in Andy Kotelnicki sticking with what got him here, I think Penn State’s receivers are a non-factor (other than Warren), and I believe Carter’s injury will be consequential to the outcome, so I am going with Notre Dame 24, Penn State 20. I would tenuously shade toward the under.

See you after the game. My prediction notwithstanding, I hope I can come back with another Turkey Poop Prognostication before the 2024-2025 season concludes.

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