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Paterno: Wait and See

Posted on September 4, 2008 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Head coach Joe Paterno has adopted a "wait and see" posture toward the participants in small-quantity-of-pot-gate. The Ganja Four are Evans, Koroma, Quarless, and Wallace. They were not permitted to attend Wednesday's team practice. No citations … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: college football, Joe Paterno, off-field incidents, Penn State Football, Sports

Welcome, Governor Palin

Posted on September 4, 2008 Written by The Mouse Who Ate Xanax

I was wrong. I said that the Republican convention would be sedate and wouldn't generate the same kind of excitement that provided the Democrats such favorable auspices for their candidate's final phase campaign launch. I "misunderestimated" the … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: General Tagged With: 2008 Presidential Election, Barack Obama, Bill O'Reilly, fear, holy shit she's good!, John McCain, NFL, Republican National Convention, Sarah Palin, speech, The O'Reilly Factor

Nittany Apartment Incident Update

Posted on September 3, 2008 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Here's more on the incident reported very vaguely in the previous post. The Centre Daily Times reports that the police responded to complaints of a loud party at #5204. I don't see why that requires four units, including a "special response … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: bondage, college football, discipline, marijuana, off-field incidents, Penn State Football, S&M, Sports

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