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Call Center Lunacy

Posted on July 28, 2008 Written by The Nittany Turkey

I just hung up on an automated call. It is bad enough when I initiate a call and after running through a plethora of inappropriate, mechanized menu items, I am placed on hold waiting for "the next available representative." That's frustrating as … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: General, Penn State Football Tagged With: automated response systems, call centers, nuisances, phone menus, post-technological society bullshit

Stay Retired, Already, Brett!

Posted on July 14, 2008 Written by The Nittany Turkey

If you've paid any attention at all to the sports news for the past week or so, you'll know that Brett Favre is already sick and tired of being retired, after only a few months. The NFL's all-time leading passer wants to play again, but this Turkey … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: General Tagged With: Brett Favre, football, NFL, Sports

Absence Seizure

Posted on July 10, 2008 Written by The Nittany Turkey

The Turkey has been slacking. It’s the weather here, I think. Gotta be something. Hell, I love to write and I love to inspire controversy. I haven’t been doing much of either lately. In the immortal words of Governator Arnold … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: General Tagged With: babble, Barack Obama, Central Florida, excuses, Metric system, weather

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The Nittany Turkey is a retired techno-geek who thinks he knows something about Penn State football and everything else in the world. If there's a topic, we have an opinion on it, and you know what "they" say about opinions! Most of what is posted here involves a heavy dose of hip-shooting conjecture, but unlike some other blogs, we don't represent it as fact. Read More…

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