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Past Due, Please Remit

Posted on April 4, 2012 Written by The Nittany Turkey

I found this hanging around with my old drafts from before my Nittany Turkey hiatus. It was never published. Although it might be passe, being dated February 9, I decided to publish it anyway for anal retentiality’s sake.

There are two definitions of “remit”. One is to make a payment; the other is to diminish or abate. These seemingly conflict with one another, but thinking about it, I conclude that by sending your remittance, you are causing the bill to be remitted. Therefore, you remit your remittance to achieve a remittance of the bill. What does this have to do with today’s post? Damned if I know.

All I know is that we’re overdue for an installment of Sudden Impact. This Turkey will now devote his unremitting efforts at rectumfying that deficit.

Jay Paterno writes a thank-you letter to Penn Staters in this week’s column.

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As his preliminary hearing looms on Friday, Jerry Sandusky’s counsel scrambles to construct his defense.

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Is a four team BCS playoff in the works? Tim Dahlberg of the AP thinks they’re spinning wheels, for now, anyway.

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Seven former PSU players will attend the NFL Combine.

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Ahhh, the off-season. What a bummer. No football until the spring games, and they’re not really football. It’s withdrawal time!

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