I found this hanging around with my old drafts from before my Nittany Turkey hiatus. It was never published. Although it might be passe, being dated February 9, I decided to publish it anyway for anal retentiality’s sake.
There are two definitions of “remit”. One is to make a payment; the other is to diminish or abate. These seemingly conflict with one another, but thinking about it, I conclude that by sending your remittance, you are causing the bill to be remitted. Therefore, you remit your remittance to achieve a remittance of the bill. What does this have to do with today’s post? Damned if I know.
All I know is that we’re overdue for an installment of Sudden Impact. This Turkey will now devote his unremitting efforts at rectumfying that deficit.
Jay Paterno writes a thank-you letter to Penn Staters in this week’s column.
As his preliminary hearing looms on Friday, Jerry Sandusky’s counsel scrambles to construct his defense.
Is a four team BCS playoff in the works? Tim Dahlberg of the AP thinks they’re spinning wheels, for now, anyway.
Seven former PSU players will attend the NFL Combine.
Ahhh, the off-season. What a bummer. No football until the spring games, and they’re not really football. It’s withdrawal time!