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Posted on October 2, 2013 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Levi Brown, former Nittany Lion second team All-America offensive tackle, is coming back to Pennsylvania. The former Arizona Cardinal has been traded to the Pittsburgh Steelers, who are desperately in need of protection for Big Ben Roethlisberger. The Steelers offensive line flat-out sucks this year, suffering a major blow when All-Pro center Maurkice Pouncey was lost for the season due to a Game One injury. Both the running and passing games have tanked because of the O-line’s ineptitude.

Behind a porous offensive line, Big Ben has been a juicy target for opposing pass rushers.

Brown brings with him an expiring contract with $3.6 million due to him; however, the Steelers are only $1.9 million under the NFL salary cap. Some creative restructuring will be necessary.

Levi has been with the Cardinals for seven years, but according to head coach Bruce Arians, he has underperformed. That he has fallen out of favor in Arizona is obvious, as the Steelers had to give up only a conditional late-round draft pick. That means the Cards were anxious to dump the big contract and move on. That puts Brown one step from the NFL bone yard.

I think a better move would have been to trade Todd Haley for Bruce Arians. Just sayin’.

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Fellow Football Fatsos, Take Heed!

Posted on September 19, 2013 Written by The Nittany Turkey

If your team goes 0-12, you’re in one great big hunkin’ heap of heart trouble and you’re going to turn into a great big hunkin’ tub o’ lard, if this story published by WebMD is accurate.

Wonder what was the aggregate weight gain by Penn State fans after last week’s loss to UCF?

The study seemed to focus on NFL fans, along with French soccer fans. Maybe there’s hope.

“Past research shows that when people are feeling down, they tend to consume comfort foods in order to feel better,” said Yann Cornil, a Ph.D. candidate at the graduate business school INSEAD in Singapore.

In the case of sports, Cornil said, fans can take the team defeat as a “personal defeat” and threat to their self-esteem. On the other hand, fans of the winning team get a morale boost — and may opt for healthier food.

Cornil and colleague Pierre Chandon found evidence of that in the first part of their study. Using data from Americans who took part in a nutrition study, they looked at how people’s eating habits shifted when their city’s National Football League team won or lost.

They found that on the Monday after a team loss, people ate 10 percent more calories and 16 percent more saturated fat, compared to their typical habits. In contrast, they ate slightly fewer calories and less saturated fat on the Monday after an NFL victory.

There were no such Monday fluctuations among people who lived in cities without an NFL team, the researchers reported in a recent online issue of the journal Psychological Science.

How does this comfort consumption comport with your personal experience in the wake of tragic losses? If you clam up, I’m calling your cardiologists.

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Survivors of the NFL’s Terrible Swift Sword

Posted on September 1, 2013 Written by The Nittany Turkey

NFL

NFLSince you didn’t ask, here are the Penn State survivors of cut-down Saturday, the day on which all but 53 ballers on each NFL team get to turn in their playbooks. ??? ???????

Arizona Bishops – Levi Brown

Atlanta Falcoons – Andrew Szczerba (IR)

Baltimore Cravens – A.Q. Shipley

Chicago Bores – Robbie Gould

Cincinnati Bungles – Devon Still

Dallas Homeboys – Sean Lee

Green Bay Peckers – Andrew Quarless

Jacksonville Jag-wires – Brett Brackett and Paul Posluszny

KC Jefes – Tamba Hali

Miami Fins – Jared Odrick and Cameron Wake

Minnesota Vikes – Gerald Hodges and Michael Mauti

New York Jints – Dan Conner

Oakland Black Holers – Jack Crawford, Matt McGloin, and Stefen Wisniewski

Yinzburgh Stillers – Derek Moye

San Diego Chardonnays – Rich Ornberger and Johnnie Troutman

San Francisco 48ers and I’ll owe you one – NaVorro Bowman and Nate Stupar

Seattle Seaturkeys – Jordan Hill

Washington Injuns – Evan Royster

Notable multi-year veterans released on waivers:  Bryan Scott (11), Bills; Aaron Maybin (5), Bungles; Chaz Powell (2), Peckers; Dennis Landolt (4), Jets; Deon Butler (5), Chargers; Michael Robinson (8), Seahawks; Josh Hull (4), Rams; Jordan Norwood (5), Bucs; and Tim Shaw (7), Titans.

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