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What, You Mean ESPN Agrees?

Posted on September 10, 2014 Written by The Nittany Turkey

ESPN has been one of Penn State’s biggest detractors since the Sandusky scandal, which has a multiplicative effect among their viewership. Now, all of a sudden, they’re changing their tune.

Brian Bennett writes:

Forget for a moment the unprecedented lengths NCAA president Mark Emmert traveled in order to punish Penn State for what was a criminal matter, not an NCAA rules violation. Discard the notion that those penalties and the ongoing oversight reports by former U.S. Sen. George Mitchell were mostly a public relations show. It simply never made sense to hold accountable current players and coaches who had no association whatsoever to Sandusky.

Read the rest of Bennett’s piece here.

Meanwhile, Ivan Maisel opines:

Not until Rece Davis asked me on the Championship Drive podcast Tuesday did I realize just how big immediate bowl eligibility is for Penn State. If you look at the schedule, which is missing No. 18 Wisconsin, Nebraska and Iowa, and provides off weeks before games at Michigan and against Ohio State, the Nittany Lions easily could reach an Outback or Capital One Bowl. Penn State doesn’t have the experience or the depth to get to its Thanksgiving Saturday game against Michigan State with an 11-0 record. But the new possibilities are exciting to consider in a Big Ten that could use some optimism.

LOL. I think Ivan’s been drinking from K. John’s fountain.

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Postseason Bowl Ban Lifted

Posted on September 8, 2014 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Well, the NCAA did what lots of pseudo-pundits thought they would — lifted the bowl ban on Penn State this year. Also, full scholarship numbers will be restored for 2015-2016 and the $60 million dollar fine can remain in the Commonwealth.

Meanwhile, Scott Paterno said that the Paterno family lawsuit brought against the NCAA and Penn State will continue, and Jay Paterno says that relief of the sanctions because of the Mitchell Report is a cover for a faulty Freeh Report. We’ll let them continue to grouse about it.

Meanwhile, we’ll get back to football. The sky’s the limit. Or at least the mythical Toilet Bowl in Kohler, Wisconsin is.

Details as they surface. Back to your local programming.

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WSJ: PSU ‘Most Embarrassing’

Posted on August 28, 2014 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Just when you think things were looking up with respect to escaping the remaining vestiges of hatred concerning the Sandusky Scandal, the Wall Street Journal raises its irrelevant, conservative hand it weighs in with a hypernegative posture, reviving old, persistent Tickle Monster bad dreams that had heretofore begun gathering dust in the hallowed halls of our collective subconscious. I call bullshit.

The Journal has sunk to new lows. It should stick to stock market charts and lay off college football given the inaccuracy of their chart, which I shall proceed to describe. On a scattergram adorned with major college football team logos, the X-axis represents the scale from “weakling” to “powerhouse”, while the Y-axis tracks the intangible ranging from embarrassing to admirable. Penn State’s logo shows up on the bottom of the “embarrassing” scale and slightly to the right of the Y-axis, representing a modest powerhouse.

Not that I really care about this slur, but it hurts to be regarded as deserving of being well south of that big red and green U. The other teams that ranked close to the “embarrassing” nadir were Oklahoma, Alabama, FSU, and UNC.

Perennial media darling Notre Dame wound up at zero on the Y-axis, which in this turkey’s humble opinion misrepresents the sanctity of the vaunted representatives of Pope Francis, especially in the wake of the recently revealed academic integrity scandal. Perhaps that news broke after this chart was already formulated.

And you won’t believe where Urbz and his storied, Tattoogate emburdened program wound up. Yeah, in positive territory, albeit a couple of squares beneath that big maize-colored “M”.

Just so you can get pissed off, too, you can see the matrix here.

Screw you, Rupert Murdoch!

Shame on Penn State? Hell, no. Shame on YOU.

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