The Nittany Turkey

Primarily about Penn State football, this is a tale told by idiots, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

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A Break from the Heat

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This Turkey will be on vacation from July 20 to July 31.

My safari will take me to Lion country (Nittany variety). I shall prostrate myself before the Paterno statue and atone for all the negative gibes I have slung in his direction past, present and future (that he may continue to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune to which he frequently alludes).

I leave The Nittany Turkey in the capable hands of The Redhead, confident that she will write whatever soothing, informative, or inflammatory words she sees fit to write, and that she will deflect any lawsuits that my published excoriations might precipitate in my absence.

Stop Condemning Israel!

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Where is the outcry against the aggressors? Why do the victims get the blame? Hezbollah deliberately picked a fight and now they’re getting what they asked for. They are 99% to blame for this war, which might well be the ramp up to World War III. Israel’s culpability is strictly related to her fight for survival. ???? ???? ??? ????

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Hali: How Do I Look to You, Fans?

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Tamba Hali was talking to Kansas City Chiefs fans when posing this question, just after stating that red is his favorite color. (But we know that his blood runs blue and white.) Our Kansas City friends have posted a great, four-minute video of rookie defensive end Hali being fitted for his new #91 Chiefs uniform. You’ll find it here.