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Exsanguination Redux

Posted on June 8, 2006 Written by The Nittany Turkey

I called my soon-to-be ex-doctor’s office today to ask for my long overdue blood test results from May 17. After wading through the phone menu system that starts with “If this is a medical emergency, hang up and dial 911…” and selecting all the right options, then listening to on-hold music for four minutes, I got a human being. The conversation went something like this:

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Robinson Impresses in 49er Camp

Posted on June 8, 2006 Written by The Nittany Turkey

From Pro Football Weekly:

Word is the most impressive Niners rookie so far this offseason has been fourth-round pick Michael Robinson, who’s being thought of initially as a third-down back but could end up filling a number of roles. Robinson’s running style reminds longtime Niners watchers of a much bigger Charlie Garner in that he always seems to move forward when carrying the ball. bwin ???? In addition, the former Penn State quarterback appears to be a very natural, fluid receiver.

Way to go, M-Rob!

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PSU-Michigan Will Air in Priiiiiiiime-Time

Posted on May 23, 2006 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Michigan’s first visit to Penn State since 2001 will be played in primetime, marking the first time the Big Ten rivals have played each other at night. ABC will nationally televise the Saturday, Oct. 14 clash at 8 p.m. ET from Beaver Stadium. ABC has televised 10 of the previous 11 meetings, with ESPN carrying the other contest. The telecast is the second announced TV appearance of the 2006 season for the Nittany Lions, who have appeared on television 138 of their last 140 games. Penn State’s Saturday, Sept. 9 game at Notre Dame will kick at 3:30 ET and be nationally televised by NBC. All of Penn State’s games during the past two seasons have been televised. The Nittany Lions and Wolverines will be meeting in Happy Valley for the first time in five years. The Nittany Lions’ last home night game was October 8, 2005, as Penn State captured a 17-10 thriller over Ohio State in front of an electric crowd of 109,839 and a huge ESPN audience. More than 4.4 million viewers tuned in and the game earned a 4.91 cumulative rating, delivering the second largest audience ever for a regular season college football game on ESPN.

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