“The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.”
— King Edward VIII
So, the litigation-threatening wankers are at it again. Not long ago, they were threatening McDonald’s with lawsuits for making us fat; now they’re threatening Kellogg for making our kids fat. Like they even care about our kids! These weenies are merely fronts for the plaintiffs’ bar. Let’s go after a big company and make money for all the pissant lawyers, shall we?
They want Kellogg to disassociate their cereals from cartoon characters and other things that kids like. And they want Kellogg to reduce the sugar content of their cereals. Or they’ll sue.
Ex-Nittany Lion linebacker LaVar Arrington, formerly of the Washington Redskins and the New York Giants, was hurt in a motorcycle crash in Maryland today. His injuries were described as serious, but not life threatening in this ESPN report.
This does not exactly portend well for Arrington’s free agency job hunt. Between his blown-out achilles tendon and the broken bones suffered in this accident, exactly which NFL team will be willing to take a chance on him?