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Official Post-Neck Brace Photo

Posted on September 28, 2007 Written by The Nittany Turkey

The Nittany Turkey Loses the BraceAs this ancient, battered Turkey gradually heals from the great neckal fusion movement, he rediscovered his turkey neck with the removal of the dreaded neck brace for long enough to take a hike in the woods. Sharing this egocentric milestone with you, I present the picture at left as the official commemorative post-neck brace photo. While the post-surgery evaluation does not take place until next Wednesday, after 11 weeks of being constantly strangled by the damn thing, I decided that my neck needed some fresh air. So as to provide a tie-in with the theme of this blog, I wore my PSU Alumni Association Central Florida Chapter T-shirt, which proudly features the anatomically incorrect five-toed mutant Nittany Lion footprint, to which this Turkey has violently objected for a long, long time.

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  1. Run Up The Score says

    September 28, 2007 at 4:04 pm

    Yes! Congratulations! Freedom at last.

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  2. JED says

    September 29, 2007 at 10:28 am

    Congrats’…glad to see you doing better. Do remember that during todays game that striking ones forehead with the palm of the hand repeatedly my put you back in your cast……….jed

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  3. The Nittany Turkey says

    September 29, 2007 at 7:52 pm

    That’s as opposed to Morelli repeatedly stroking his dick during today’s game.

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