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The Barracuda is a Tough Act to Follow

Posted on September 5, 2008 Written by The Mouse Who Ate Xanax

This convention weary Mouse eschewed the season opening NFL game tonight in order to view the final night of the Republican National Convention. I later found out that the New York Giants had defeated the Washington Redskins, 16-7.

In any event, tonight was a night that will be largely forgotten in the long run; whereas last night will linger in our memories for a long, long time. The Barracuda is a tough act to follow, rendering tonight anticlimactic.

There were more pedestrian speeches, nothing special. However, it is worth noting that Cindy McCain carried herself well on stage for this being the first time she’s faced a major audience. Once she was done, it was time for the McCain acceptance speech.

McCain is not a charismatic speaker. Expectations were low, although the audience on the floor seemed to be hoping for some fire and brimstone, which they really never got. Furthermore, McCain speaks best to an engaged audience in a town hall atmosphere. The Teleprompter is a hostile environment for him.

The speech started off slowly and stiffly, as McCain worked through the basic cordialities, thanking family, party, the troops, and “my friends” for making it possible for him to be standing there. It is interesting to note that in this section of the speech, McCain paid tribute to President George W. Bush with a one-sentence passing mention recognizing Bush for leading us after 9/11. That was it, the last direct reference to Bush, although later on, McCain would indict the present cast of characters in Washington for losing touch.

Appealing to the conservative wing, he asserted that “we [meaning Republicans] lost [the people’s] trust. We’re going to change that. The party of Lincoln, Roosevelt, and Reagan is going to get back to basics.”

McCain portryed himself as a fighter who proudly wears the “maverick” moniker. He emphasized country before party. In doing so he set the stage for enunciating his differences with not only his opponent, Barack Obama, but also his own party and “business as usual” in Washington.

He ran through a series of core issues, contrasting his approach with those of his opponent. One of the first subjects was education, which McCain described as “the civil rights issue of this century.” He said that equal access had been gained but then he asked, “What is the value of access to a failing school?” He would create competition, empower parents with choice, remove barriers to recruiting new instructors, reward good teachers and send bad teachers packing. To sum it up, he said, “Obama wants schools to answer to unions and bureaucrats; we want schools to answer to parents and students.”

If rhetoric could kill, the National Education Association would be dead and buried tonight. Alas, it will be a helluva lot of work to free our broken education system from the shackles of malevolent, self-interested unionism.

McCain stressed individual responsibility and initiative, with minimal governmental intervention, instead of expansive government programs. Tax reductions instead of massive tax increases, health care reform that will allow individual choice instead of having “a bureaucrat standing between you and your doctor,” opening markets and preparing workers for new, permanent jobs, and attacking the energy problems on every front.

He would drill new wells offshore and drill them now, encourage construction of safe nuclear power plants, promote clean coal technology, encourage development of wind and natural gas energy sources, and provide incetives for development of hybrids and alternate energy automotive engines.

Cleaning up Washington and increasing transparency and accountability of government are standard lines for both party, but McCain promised a roomful of Republicans that he would go after waste no matter which party was supporting the wasteful spending. He would veto the first pork barrel spending bill that came across his desk and he would name names to the American public. Shades of Ronald Reagan.

I wonder whether Sarah Palin will auction off Air Force 2 on eBay.

A zinger for both Republicans and Democrats by McCain: “Constant partisan rancor is not a solution, it’s a cause…it’s what happens when people go to Washington to work for themselves, not for you.”

McCain then recounted the story of his imprisonment and torture, and how it transformed him. “I wasn’t my own man anymore; I was my country’s.” For this segment of the speech, he shitcanned the teleprompter and spoke from the heart.

Finally, he gave the audience a rousing send-off, exhorting them to “Stand up! Stand up! Stand up and fight!”

It was clearly a speech that reached out for the undecided vote. How successful that outreach will be remains to be seen. Palin certainly improves his chances with the Independents and undecideds. But will they believe that McCain is a fighter who can change Washinton?

Unlike the splashy, outdoor finale by the Greek temple Democrats, the final moments here were the typical confetti and balloon drops, augmented by pre-recorded fireworks playing on the big screen that served as the backdrop for the podium. Nothing overly spectacular.

This tired Mouse will let the pollsters decide who bounced higher and suchlike. It is time for this campaign to begin in earnest, which means lots of commercials and phone calls. At least we won’t have to hear the annoyingly haughty, “I’m John Kerry and I approved this message.” Both Obama and McCain are more pleasing to the ear. (Thanks to John McCain and Russ Finegold, we still have to listen to that stupid drivel.) We’ll have stump speeches and debates. This Mouse will come out when he sniffs a story.

By the way, this horny mouse notes that the women were hotter at the Republican convention than at the Democratic convention. Just an observation, folks.

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Filed Under: General Tagged With: 2008 Presidential Election, Barack Obama, John McCain, Republican National Convention

Ganja Three Suspended; Harriott Gone

Posted on September 4, 2008 Written by The Nittany Turkey

The Daily Collegian reports that Maurice Evans, Abe Koroma, and Andrew Quarless have been suspended for Saturday’s game against Oregon State. Meanwhile, Willie Harriott has been removed from the team for a violation of team rules. However, A J Wallace, who was apparently not an alleged participant in Tuesday’s small quantity of marijuana party, will play on Saturday.

So, you have two defensive starters and one key special teams player out of the mix for Saturday.

The Official Turkey Poop Prediction now must change to Oregon State 41, Penn State 31.

No charges have yet been filed against the participants in Tuesday’s party which had to be broken up with police intervention, but participation in it was enough of an offense to get the three suspended. This Turkey’s guess is that, unless they are cited for some offense, they will be reinstated before the Big Ten opener with Illinois.

The police have sent the evidence to a lab for analysis, which could take a week or more.

These guys are dumbasses. With all the adverse publicity the program suffered because of the Outside the Lines feature about Penn State’s discipline issues and off-field incidents, one would believe that the coaching staff would have impressed upon players the need to keep their snoots clean so as not to validate the contention that Joe Paterno is losing his grips on the program, among others. Apparently, they’re too stupid, undisciplined, and short-term self-interested to understand the significants to crap like this to the program. It doesn’t matter whether the knock on Joe is a potshot by the sports media, either.

Once again, we have to believe that there has been a leadership breakdown. Neither the coaches nor the two co-captains on defense, Sean Lee and Anthony Scirrotto, apparently have not been able to convince Evans and Koroma to behave. Draw your own conclusions there.

Harriott was involved in an underage drinking episode with Quarless last year. The current scuttlebutt is that he got nailed for DUI this time around.

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Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: football, marijuana, Nittany Lions, off-field incident, Penn State Football, Sports, Stupid shits

Water over the dam…

Posted on September 4, 2008 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Last week’s 66-10 victory over the overmatched FCS (I-AA) Coastal Carolina Chanticleers was like shooting chickens in a barrel for the #19 Penn State Nittany Lions (1-0, 0-0 Big Ten). We learned little about this year’s Lions viability against quality FBS (I-A) opposition. So, last week’s win is water over the dam.

This week, some rodents from Oregon come to Beaver Stadium thinking that it was named after them and not Col. Beaver. They aim to dam up the Nittany Lions’ offense with sticks, leaves, mud, and some underclassmen. The Nittany Lions have other ideas.

This is the first time the two schools have met, a matchup that replaced the Arkansas State game, which was originally scheduled for this date. For one reason or another, the schedule changed last December.

Last year, the Oregon State Beavers were 9-4, including a win over Maryland in the Emerald peanut bowl. They were credited with the best rush defense in the nation, allowing only 70.62 yards per game. They ranked 8th in total defense.  This compares quite favorably with the Penn State defense last year, which was 7th against the rush (93.77 yds) and 11th overall. Both teams have lost starters on defense, but Oregon State is in the unenviable position of having lost its entire front seven. So take their last year’s stats with a grain of salt.

Being the alma mater of two perennial NFL leading wide receivers, T J Housmanzadeh and Chad Ocho Cinco (formerly Chad Johnson), both of the Cincinnati Bengals, you would expect that the Beavers would be strong in this area. They are. In last week’s heartbreaking 36-28 loss to Stanford, senior wide receivers Sammy Stroughter and Wade Morales cranked out over 150 yards each, with three touchdowns. Stroughter, a co-captain, is back after sitting out most of last season with a kidney injury. In all, junior quarterback Lyle Moevao went 34-54 for 404 yards, 3 TDs, and 2 INTs. You might say that this is a passing team. I mean, 54 attempts and all!

But wait! The Castor canadensis boys can run when they need to. They have a couple of Rogers brothers, Jacquizz (freshman) and James (sophomore) who rang up a over 100 yards on 19 carries against Stanford.  James is listed as a slotback, and gained his ground yardage primarily on end-arounds. So, although the play mix was 54-19, pass over run, the run remains a threat. And we haven’t even mentioned the starting tailback, freshman Ryan McCants, who impressed in spring practice but only had four carries for 11 yards in this game.

In that Stanford game, Oregon State had 29 first downs to Stanford’s 18, and 490 total yards to Stanford’s 301—yet they still lost. What really beat them was turnovers, three of them, two interceptions and a fumble. If you don’t take care of the ball, you lose. Although last week’s Coastal Carolina scrimmage can not be much of an indication of anything, inasmuch as the McCabe Sisters hit harder than the Chanticleers’ linebackers, the fact that the Nittany Lions took care of the ball—unlike last year—is an encouraging sign. But it’s early.

Another thing about the Cardinal’s performance against the Beavers that portends well for Penn State is that the Stanford running game worked well against the green front seven of OSU. Toby Gerhart ran 19 times for 147 yards and Anthony Kimble was 18-49. Penn State is primarily a running team (duh!), so the Nittany Lions should be able to pick up a couple hundred on the ground.

What worries this Turkey is whether PSU’s back seven on defense will be up to the pass protection task against a team that throws on three out of every four downs. Last week, the secondary allowed a kindergarten receiver to beat them while they stood around beating the meat. But these Beavers are not Chanticleers. DANGER! WARNING! These wide receivers are good! The Beavers used mostly short sideline passes against the Cardinal, which was largely effective, until the interceptions happened. Tight end Howard Croom is the Beavers’ second-leading receiver. Our linebackers must be fully engaged in pass coverage.

The Penn State defense must learn how to pressure the quarterback while simultaneously covering the short pass routes and dump-offs, against which they didn’t impress last week. The Chanticleers adjusted to the overaggressive defense, but the defense did not adjust to the Chants’ adjustments. Thus, they were beaten by screens and outlet passes. They’ve got to do better this week. It helps that the center and right side of the Oregon State offensive line are all newbies.

At this point, one can only speculate on what might happen to the defense if Small-quantity-of-marijuana-gate results in suspensions. For now, head coach Joe Paterno has adopted a wait and see attitude. The police have sent away the contents of the stash for analysis, which can take a couple of weeks. If it is found to be a THC-containing herb, some citations could be issued. None of the four players were allowed to practice Wednesday, and at this point it is unknown what their status will be for Saturday’s game. One thing that IS certain is that if Evans, Koroma, and Wallace are lost, the defense is in serious jeopardy. Quarless is another story.

Assuming that they’re at full strength, the Nittany Lion defense will be subjected to its first big test of the year. It will be interesting to watch.

I suspect that we’ll see a predominately rushing attack from Penn State. (So much for the Spread HD.) Tropical Storm Hanna is expected to produce some copious precipitation of the liquid sunshine variety in State College and environs, presently forecast at 0.35″. With brand spanking new baby boy quarterbacks in such conditions, the pass is a risky proposition, but you would think that the Beavers, being from Corvallis, are used to playing wet.

Interesting factoid: Oregon State sophomore starting linebacker Keith Pankey and freshman tight end Kevin Pankey are the twin sons (Kevin delayed enrollment by 1 year) of Penn State second team All-American guard Irv Pankey (1977-79). Irv will be in the stands Saturday.

And now, that moment you’ve all been waiting for: The Official Turkey Poop Prediction. This will be a dicey one, because of the potential for a major weather effect and possible suspensions of starters. I feel that the PSU defense will give up significant passing yards. On the other hand, until it matures quite a bit, the Beaver defense is vulnerable. The Nittany Lions are favored by 16 with an over/under of 46, suggesting a final score of 30-14. This Turkey thinks it will be closer. With weather and suspensions still a question mark, Penn State 36, Oregon State 24.

We’ll be back on the weekend with a game synopsis and an analysis by this week’s guest reporter, Sacajawea.

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Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: Beavers, college football, cops have the evidence, Nittany Lions, off-field incidents, Oregon State, Penn State Football, possible suspensions, Sports

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