This turkey will be in hiding for the next day or so for obvious reasons: these are extremely perilous times for those of us of the turkeyesque persuasion.
In spite of your predilection for eating my family, you’re all a fine bunch of people, so I’ll wish you and yours a very Happy Thanksgiving from this here turkey!
Artificially Sweetened says
Happy Thanksgiving, Turkey! Stay safe and warm.
happy turkey day, turkey!
The Nittany Turkey says
Thank you, all! (I mean both LOL)