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Sandusky Arrested

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NFL Cleveland Browns executive Jon Sandusky, the son of incarcerated and disgraced former Penn State assistant Jerry Sandusky, was arrested early Tuesday morning on suspicion of drunken driving in Fargo, N.D.

Oy, vey!

I bet you were wondering how the hell the Tickle Monster could get arrested again, weren’t you?

The troubles continue for the beleaguered Sandusky family, leading to increased speculation that Sandusky, Ohio will consider a name change to Miley Cyrusville. All right, I’m lying about that.

See the Cleveland.com for further details.

O’Brien interviewed with Cleveland Browns

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The Cleveland Plain Dealer’s Mary Kay Cabot reports that the NFL Cleveland Browns have interviewed Penn State head football coach Bill O’Brien for their head coaching vacancy. They’ve also interviewed O’Brien’s buddy, Doug Marrone of Syracuse, and they plan to interview Oregon head coach Chip Kelly tomorrow. (He’s working late tonight.)

We hope that O’Brien has better sense than to leave Happy Valley for the Dog Pound.

All three of the coaches mentioned are also expected to be interviewed by the Buffalo Bills and the Philadelphia Eagles, who fired their head coaches after the NFL season ended.

Read about it.