NFL Cleveland Browns executive Jon Sandusky, the son of incarcerated and disgraced former Penn State assistant Jerry Sandusky, was arrested early Tuesday morning on suspicion of drunken driving in Fargo, N.D.
I bet you were wondering how the hell the Tickle Monster could get arrested again, weren’t you?
The troubles continue for the beleaguered Sandusky family, leading to increased speculation that Sandusky, Ohio will consider a name change to Miley Cyrusville. All right, I’m lying about that.
See the Cleveland.com for further details.