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It’s April 1. Do you know where your children are?

Posted on April 1, 2013 Written by The Nittany Turkey

You’d think that with as light an approach as I take toward the serious business of Penn State football, I would have published some kind of spoof here in honor of this sacred holy day for jokers. But I’m in no mood to write something funny.

Maybe I would find humor in the Zayd Issah caper? Nah, it just pisses me off that bright people with a real future find it desirable to fuck up their lives in exchange for a few bucks. And all that cholesterol at McDonald’s — what good can come of that? ???? ?????? Not to mention that the denomination in question, a double sawbuck, has long proven to be unprofitable for counterfeiters. The kid is clearly an idiot.

Or perhaps I could find something funny to exploit with respect to the Penn State Board of Trustees. Shit, that group is downright depressing! They’d fuck up a wet dream. ???? ??? ?????

Casey Anthony has asked the court for permission to reap proceeds from a book with her story. Kill your daughter and make a career out of writing about it. That’s not funny at all.

How about politics? Obama? Watching our wealth slip away? Governmental overreach? More depression. Perhaps Obama will use sequestration as an excuse to ban sex. Hit the people where it hurts to prove his point that Republicans are assholes. Huh???

Sidney Crosby is out indefinitely with a broken jaw due to a 90 mph puck fired at his face. The Pens have won 15 in a row, and Crosby is a large part of that. Letang and Martin are also hurt. ???? ??? Oy. No reason for levity there.

I seriously need some humor, but I can’t find any. Can you readers point out any quality April Fools spoofs that will elevate my mood? I’m sure you’ve had to come across some good stuff. Please do your therapeutic best for this turkey.

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Filed Under: General, Penn State Football

Has Ziegler Gone Too Far?

Posted on March 27, 2013 Written by The Nittany Turkey

We’ve seen documentary filmmaker and Paterno supporter John Ziegler making the rounds of the all too willing mainstream media of late, no doubt to promote his forthcoming film on the framing of Joe Paterno. ??? ???? ??? ???? Waving a three-hour-plus personal interview with the Tickle Monster in their faces provided appropriate bait to the sensationalist scumbags of the Fourth Estate. NBC and CNN slurped it up, giving Ziegler the national platform he craved to expand his sphere of influence far beyond the Paternoist backwater caverns of the PSU blogosphere.

“Quoting Sandusky as saying that Paterno didn’t know about the sexual abuse allegations is like saying that the iceberg didn’t mean to cause the sinking of the Titanic. ???? ????? ” —Holly Swanson, StateCollege.com

Drunk with the success of this ploy, however, Ziegler might have done himself considerable harm by attempting to leverage his knowledge of the Sandusky victims. Exploiting Sandusky is one thing, although the verdict in his child sexual abuse case has rendered anything Sandusky says as self-serving bullshit. It is quite another thing to blackmail victims of Sandusky’s abuse, which is precisely what Ziegler did by threatening “Victim Two” with exposing his name if he did not submit to an interview with Ziegler. ?????? ??? ???????? If Ziegler is seeking to obtain friends and supporters, this is a pretty funny way of doing it.

Holly Swanson of StateCollege.com has expressed her negativity toward Ziegler’s recent departures from propriety in this morning’s piece entitled “When the search for facts trumps the facts themselves: Filmmaker Goes Too Far by Naming Names“.  This turkey agrees with much of what she wrote. Ziegler needs to understand some boundaries here. As we mentioned in the previous post about Ziegler, public sentiment is not likely to turn in Penn State’s favor anytime soon, and Ziegler’s shenanigans are doing their part to keep the wounds open and festering in the public’s mind. Ziegler was on a good course with his vendetta to clear Joe Paterno’s name, but he took a turn southward with his heavy-handed tactics. Both the Paterno family and Penn State have distanced themselves from Ziegler through their spokespeople. Swanson agrees.

I support the effort to look closely at the media reaction to the Sandusky scandal and to examine the errors of the Freeh Report. And, most importantly, to educate ourselves about child sexual abuse and how it happens. But focusing on getting the exclusive or developing new theories that aren’t central to the goal isn’t moving us any closer to the truth. I don’t think the Paternos or Penn State needs this kind of help.

Why do people become so full of themselves that they shoot themselves in the foot? Maybe Plaxico Burress can tell you.

We need to get back to football soon! This Sandusky/Freeh/Paterno stuff is really annoying, right? I can stop anytime. Really, I can. I wanted to get out but they keep pulling me back in! Aaaaaaargh!

 

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Filed Under: Penn State Football, Penn State Scandal Tagged With: Jerry Sandusky, Joe Paterno, John Ziegler

Spice’s Retirement Mediafest

Posted on March 26, 2013 Written by The Nittany Turkey

You heard it here last!

Ex-Nittany Lion DT Anthony “Spice” Adams is retiring from football. After a successful NFL career with the San Francisco Forty-Niners and the Chicago Bears, he’s hanging up the cleats once and for all. ?????? ?? ???? ????? He’s calling all the networks now. ????? ?? ?????? His agent is hard at work. Here’s a look at Spice’s retirement presser at Wit Cassell, along with a peek at his potential new career. ???? ?????? ???

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Filed Under: Penn State Football, Sports Tagged With: Anthony Adams, NFL, retirement

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