Mark Emmert warns us fools that a lot of changes will be coming to NCAA Division I sports governance over the next six to eight months. Be afraid! Be very afraid! “I’ve said publicly on a number of occasions the only thing everybody agrees on with Division I governance is that it doesn’t work,” Emmert said during his opening remarks at a meeting of more than 100 Division I...
Passin in da Rain
On this crappy, rainy Saturday in Beaver Stadium, the mighty Penn State Nittany Lions (3-1) laid to waste the wet, Archerless Golden Flashes of Kent State (1-3) by a score worthy of the best offense and the second best defense in the B1G, 34-0. Alas, the true best offense in the B1G was busy beating FAMU 76-0 with its second and third team, but I digress. What happened in this game doesn’t...
Fellow Football Fatsos, Take Heed!
If your team goes 0-12, you’re in one great big hunkin’ heap of heart trouble and you’re going to turn into a great big hunkin’ tub o’ lard, if this story published by WebMD is accurate. Wonder what was the aggregate weight gain by Penn State fans after last week’s loss to UCF? The study seemed to focus on NFL fans, along with French soccer fans. Maybe...
